when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
"don’t let cancer steal second base!!"
HOW ABOUT DON’T LET CANCER STEAL WOMEN’S LIVES
BECAUSE WOMEN AREN’T JUST BOOBS THEY’RE PEOPLE JESUS CHRIST
To cishet men, the biggest tragedy about breast cancer isn’t that it kills people, but that it takes away breasts that they feel entitled to.